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Hey. Thanks for visiting!
All
that CD review stuff under my site at www.cdbaby.com/cd/morganarons/
is kind of embarrassing, but I’m told it’s got to be there
to make people want to purchase your CD.
My manager calls it “promotion”.
My older sister calls it “hype”.
My mom calls it “necessary.”
And the kids at school call it --
well, since my mom’s standing over my shoulder
I’ll just skip that for now….and…of course I just got
the lecture for the millionth time about learning to ignore what kids say….that “everyone
who takes a risk puts themselves out there”, blah blah. I know, Mom, I know.
….Speaking
of purchasing my CD, a BIG BIG
BIG
thank you!
Not
only have you helped me pay back my mom for agreeing to loan
me the money to produce it, save for college, and to make
the next CD, you’ve helped save the life of a kitten, cat,
puppy or dog.
See,
I volunteer at a no-kill animal shelter where my job is to
“socialize” the cats and kittens.
That means I get to play with them, which makes them
friendly so they’ll go up to people, which makes people want
to adopt them. Also,
they then get taken on “field trips” to visit with and cheer
up old or sick people.
And
since it felt so good to take one-third of my winnings from
the WNBA’s talent contest I won in June this year and give
it a local shelter. I’ve decided to donate a portion of every CD sold to them! They’re trying to build another building so
they don’t have to turn away any animals.
It would be really cool if you could help me do this! You know, I bet I could get the shelter to
name the stray animals after everybody who helps me donate!
I
already named one “Jay”, after Jay Siegel.
He got adopted because he was so nice.
Just like Jay Siegel.
Can you believe a famous person like that doing what
he and The Tokens did for me? He gave me instant credibility by believing
in me and my voice and being the back-up vocals on “The Lion
Sleeps Tonight”. His
web site is www.jaysiegelandthetokens.com
Back
to saving animals. Also
check out www.savethemanatee.org I saw one in Florida with babies one time
that had been hurt by a propeller of a boat.
And another time I saw one out in the ocean that people
were trying to rescue, but it wasn’t moving.
This organization lets you “adopt” one for yourself.
And
since Koalas are my favorite animals and they just might become
extinct one day if we don’t do something to help them, check
out www.savethekoala.com. (When you visit their site, under “All About
Koalas”, click the Koala picture so you can listen to the
sound they make. I would never have imagined they make that
kind of a sound; I think it sounds like a lion cub trying
to spit up a fur ball.)
The
reason I picked Henry to be the photographer for the pictures
for my CD is because he’s an animal lover too.
His thing is saving wolves.
Check out his site: www.nywolf.org
By
the way, to those who think I look older in the pictures in
my CD, it’s because Henry told Martha, the makeup artist,
that I had to look older so as “not to outgrow” my CD before
it was finished. You
should have seen the look on my mom’s face as she watched
-- she said it was like watching a reality show of seeing someone age
right before their eyes.
Then she wanted to know if Martha could make HER look
10 years younger. (Martha said yes.)
Anyway,
if you decide you don’t like the CD , my mom says if you return
it she’ll give it to our local domestic violence shelter for
the little kids who come in there with their moms.
Or I guess you could donate it to one around you; I’m
sure there are lots.
Also
she said to tell you you
“might consider keeping it because one day you’ll be
able to sell it on E-bay for many times over what you paid
for it.” I think she
was kidding….but if you know my mom, probably not…meaning
she’s probably not kidding.
I
love my mom. She’s
my biggest fan…AND my biggest critic.
Like all moms are.
Speaking
of fans and critics. A
lot of people have e mailed me and asked me how I happened
to do a CD, and commercials, voice-overs, plays and stuff.
Actually,
I didn’t start out to do that.
Because
we have professional and Olympic ice skaters in our family,
my sister and I, when we were little, thought it would be
neat to be ice skaters. We started out at the local ice skating rink
taking group lessons. We
were pretty good and liked it so my mom got us a coach. Then another. And another.
And another.
There
were many because we kept “going through them like water”
she said, “sabotaging” everything.
Like,
as soon as the lesson was over, instead of practicing, we
headed straight for the snack bar.
Or, if we stayed on the ice to practice, my sister
would stick her skate out to trip me as I went by. One coach who fired us said teaching us was
like “watching constant reruns of Nancy Kerrigan and Tanya
Harding.” I had no idea who or what he was talking about.
And
my sister would play mean jokes on me.
She
told me one day to go tell this one coach “I understand you’re
gay!” I shrugged, didn’t gay mean happy? So I skated up to him and said exactly that.
I couldn’t understand why he started yelling at me!
I looked over at my sister and she was laughing so
hard. Later my mom
explained that gay has another meaning too. Which reminds me; lots of people want to know
my favorite TV show. It’s
“Will and Grace”. I
LOVE Jack!
“JUST JACK!” he says.
One
day I would really like to meet him.
Then
one time when my cousin married a famous ice skater from Canada,
we were the flower girls. (I would tell you who but my mom says that’s
name dropping.) My
sister told me to go up to this one bridesmaid named N_ _
_ _ K _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and ask her how her knees were.
My mom overheard this and stopped me.
Anyway,
this business is a lot of work – done mostly by my mom. She says, “Morgan, all
I ask you to do is practice, remember to drop your jaw, breath,
sing from your stomach, and leave the rest to me.”
She
sounds like that greyhound commercial.
If
you want to do this bad enough you can, but be prepared for
lots of disappointments.
Like
recently an all-girl band in L.A. that supposedly just landed a major recording deal wanted me to audition. I was all excited because I could go to L.A.
and see my new friend Franny, who I met in Mexico. Then my manager called and said “never mind, Morgan’s “too Disney and bubble-gummy”. They wanted someone “more like Beyonce’”.
I
don’t know, I like gummy bears and bubble gum,
so what’s wrong with being bubble-gummy?
Works for Hillary Duff and Reese Witherspoon. My mom didn’t know who Beyonce’ was – poor mom; she doesn’t even
listen to the radio. I
wouldn’t want to quit school anyway.
I was just sorry I couldn’t go see Franny.
If
you want to email me click www.cdbaby.com/cd/morganarons/
…although
I can’t guarantee I can write back if it’s not nice – my mom
screens my e mail…Love, Morgan
P.S. CD Baby is a great company. Not only do they answer my mom back personally
when she emails them with a question – unlike that other big
amazon company who basically ignored her -- and my mom HATES
being ignored – she tells my sister that if her friends treat
her like a “stick of furniture” they can’t come over anymore
–
anyway,
where was I?
Oh
yeah. They send these cute emails to people. Like if you buy a CD they say:
“Your
CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized
contamination-free gloves and placed on a satin pillow.”
“A
team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it…our
packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell
over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined
box that money can buy…”
“We
all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire
town of Portland waved ‘BON VOYAGE!’ to your package, on its
way to you in our private CD Baby jet…”
“…your
picture is on our wall as ‘Customer of the Year’.”
And
to me they write:
“Look
who just bought “MORGAN” today!”
Which
makes my mom happy because she says, “Now you know who to
send the thank-you notes to!”
Just
like a mom, right?
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